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I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!! (and I have stories)

Posted by Fabulous-fishstick42 - August 3rd, 2015

Hello everybody! I am back from my vacation with Sprunkochunk62! Boy do I have some stories to share. I went to a fish sandwich festival by Lake Huron. It was acctually a lot of fun. One of the days, we decided to take a walk in the lake. The pair of water shoes I took had a huge hole in the toe, but I didn't notice it until it was too late. We got about 5 feet out and I felt a large pinch. I just ignored it and we continued our walk, but it got progressivly worse and worse. I eventually decided to take a look at what happened. I pulled off my shoe (this is when I noticed the hole) my foot was really cut up by a shell that looked like this:

There were like 5 of them in my shoe. I am okay now, but I can officially say that I was beeat up by a snail.

I hope my weird story ammused you atleast a litttle bit, and as always...

HAVE A GREAT DAY!

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Poniiboi 2015-08-03 15:07:35

did you fucking put that snail back in the grass, you murderer?

Fabulous-fishstick42 2015-08-03 15:07:35

Sheeseh dude. It was just a shell in my shoe. Gosh.

Poniiboi 2015-08-03 16:21:42

i'm not a "dude," I'm a dream of God. And if I can prove that you murdered that snail I'm reporting you to Newgrounds, the fucking pigs, and Saint Peter to make sure you can't get into any heaven in any major religion. You'll have to go to a cult heaven at best. I'll make sure they leave open major religion hell for you, though.

Fabulous-fishstick42 2015-08-03 16:21:42 (Updated 2015-08-03 16:38:52)

What is wrong with you? Stop being a jerk.

KoppoKoppo 2015-08-03 17:27:18

Oh I hate when that happens. I walked in Lake Superior and my foot was sliced open by shells and sharp rocks. Dx

Fabulous-fishstick42 2015-08-03 17:27:18

Ouch. I hate when it happens, too. But at least it wasn't the bottom of my foot. I've had that happen, too.

KoppoKoppo 2015-08-03 17:43:31

At my aunt's cabin, my cousin shoved me off the dock and I sliced the bottom of my foot clean open. I couldn't walk on it for 2 weeks. >.<

Fabulous-fishstick42 2015-08-03 17:43:31

Ouch!!! That's the problem with lakes. So much stuff is at the bottom in the shallow parts.

TheNGVirus 2015-08-03 21:10:08

@poniiboi don't be a cock about it bro!

Fabulous-fishstick42 2015-08-03 21:10:08

Thank you

saucybird 2015-08-04 03:24:46

Oh i heard about that from Sprunk, glad you enjoyed your time out and about but lol this story did very much amuse, maybe a little too much but it is 2am

Fabulous-fishstick42 2015-08-04 03:24:46

Well, to be honest it is really funny, I was attacked by a SNAIL! I'm fine, so feel free to laugh.